Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry,
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. – Doctor: Don’t
Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my
Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse.